Archive for December, 2005

D.C. Baseball Debate: A Pox on Both Houses
December 21, 2005

The mayor and the council chair signed the deal in September of 2004, and only after that did people actually feign sticker shock at the costs of the ballpark. The council has had that deal amended seventy ways from Sunday in the last 420 days alone. Enough already. Either you want the damn team, or you don’t, and if you did not want to pay for a multimillion dollar park, you should not have whored yourselves out to MLB. But you did, and now it’s time to pony up.

And save me the spiel about how the taxpayers money is better spent on the schools and roads and all that, because the truth is, D.C. hasn’t spent appropriated one red cent correctly in these areas for years. What makes anyone think that they’re going to start appropriating funds correctly after they defeat the stadium deal? The Redskins left D.C., and the schools still sucked. The Wizards moved into D.C., and schools sucked. They want a commuter tax. I guarantee you, commuter tax or no; stadium or no stadium, without proper accounting and responsibility as to how the budget is spent or how the schools and highways are run, the schools will still suck, the roads will still have potholes, and the D.C. council will remain full of poseurs, all pining for the next mayoral election. The same as it ever was, baseball stadium or not.

USA Selects Olympic Roster; Roenick Bitter
December 20, 2005

Hey, Roenick? That kind of “I-Me-My” attitude is exactly why they didn’t select you, asshole. This isn’t about who scores the most points, or tenure, or some “founding father of American hockey” crap you’re trying to pull. And by the way, I wouldn’t talk about having the most points at this time, because at current, for the type of level player you claim to be? 13 points in 32 games with a plus/minus of -2 doesn’t cut it. Maybe for the LA Kings, but not for an Olympic squad. Meanwhile, your own teammate, Craig Conroy (who was selected to Team USA), has 34 points in 35 games, and leads all American-born players in the NHL in said category. And a plus/minus of +19; 21 better than yours. You think you actually deserve to be on Team USA with those numbers? Or the numbers you put up the last season in Philadelphia (19 G, 28 A, +1 in 62 games)? Shut up, Roenick.

Basically, all this is a moot point, his bellyaching and such. He wasn’t even invited to the Orientation camp back in September. Neither was John Grahame, but…John Grahame is 8th in the NHL with 14 wins to his credit, with a GAA of 2.86 (15th in NHL), so there’s that. Why Roenick is acting like it is such a surprise that they didn’t select him is kind of ridiculous. He wasn’t invited to camp, and he doesn’t have the numbers to justify his selection to this team. And who wants a guy representing the United States who practically told fans, in the last days of the NHL lockout just as they were signing a deal (that he wasn’t happy with) to not show up at the games?

So he might as well enjoy the beach this winter, cause he won’t show up in Turin. And I think we’re all better off with that.

Mondesire: Asinine at Best, Ignorant at Least
December 16, 2005

Mondesire said it best himself when he wrote,

“Normally this column talks very little about sports because the games that grown men play pale in comparison to the great issues of racism, politics, social calamities, health crisis’s (sic), war and peace, etc. which gives us plenty of fertile territory to explore and pontificate about.”

So why don’t you stick to that, J.? Because it’s obvious who’ve read your rant that you haven’t a clue of which you speak when it comes to sports. You and Rush Limbaugh. If you don’t know anything about sports, then don’t write about sports. Because you wouldn’t understand sports. So stay the hell out of sports. Because we all know that, had McNabb won that Super Bowl, you would be slurping the Green #5 Kool-Aid all the way down Broad Street, and this column wouldn’t have been conceptualized. You front running, no-sports knowing dupe.